He just is.

No, ok, you got me. Paul is a very attractive, intelligent, personable, masculine man. So much so that I'd do him right now, if it werent already Hoerbers job. (point)

Paul, God love him, was and still is the butt of many of our jokes. Our entire (point) System was based on ripping Paul limb from limb with our rapier wit. I think the reason it was so fun, was that Paul tried so very hard to lash back at us, thus encouraging us further. So many times, Paul would attempt to gain a (point) on us, only to fail miserably and set himself up for a retort (point).

It should be noted, that through our Senior year, Paul was our most well established face in the choral department. Possibly his dashing good looks and charm with the ladies spawned jealousy amung us, causing this bit of retort. Regardless, Paul took these shots in stride. For that, Paul, we salute you, ya big lug. Now go back to stuffing your "SkyScrapers" tights...Berk wants you on stage in a half hour.

Just you.