Jordan

I've been denying it all this time but it seems as though my desperate attempts to fool the general public have fallen shortl It is official: I AM AN OLD MAN! I now have two herniated disks in my back. Oh what a joy, what bliss. So, if you haven't figured it out yet, i will tell it to you straight just like i always do. Don't expect me to be the nice guy because i'm not. All the assholes in the world have been the ones to move ahead of me and i no longer approve of the fucked up mating ways of the woman. Okay, I give in, i am a nice guy but that doesn't mean i won't want to rip your fucking head off every once in a while. I'm an Old Man damnit! and it's about time I started acting like it. I hate the bullshit so don't fuck with me! ohh, by the way... I'm still single if you'd like to send me an email at... mfelps@vt.edu