For the lots of beer we imported.
And we vomit and we pass out. (repeat as needed)

 

The king of Beers
has become
the reason we cant drive.

We breathalized.
We breathalized.

But we shall drink forever and and ever. (repeat as needed)

 

King of beers - [And we'll down them, just chug them, lets have fun, get naked]

And AA meetings- [Then we piss and vomit. Rinse and repeat.]
Driving stoned- [Car is swerving, see flashing lights, oh shit, its the cops]
DUI- [ON the highway, were dead meat, searched the car, found pot]
Were In Jail- [With a guy named Paul. Im him and Berkleys little bitch]
Out on Bail- [Out on Bail! Oh thank the lord!]

 

Yet we shall drink forever and and ever

 

King of beers [forever and ever]
Got us in real deep [out on bail. Got parole]

 

But again we drink forever and ever and ever.

 

King of beers, and imported wine. Pour together, mixed is mighty fine!

And we shal be stoned forever and ever.

King of beers- [and we vomit and we pass out]
AA meetings- [and we vomit and we pass out]

Never sober (repeat)

Party all night.