Guys: Come with me and you can go as far as your talent lets you
Girls: The guys are always gropin

Guys: You can have a condom just as fast as that machine lets you.
Girls: Damn quarter...

 

One of these days the directors will want you to star in Deep Throat 3.
Everybody will see you at night.
Youll be workin the boys on Rodeo Drive.

Laughin it up with the rich like Hugh Hefner will be will be your new routine.
Its gonna sell with you on the cover of Playboy Magazine!

 

Girls: One of these days ill be one of those people in Playboy Magazine. Dinin out
Guys: yes you can make more porn All there balls will be blue

 

Girls: with the big porno stars, baby Im gonna be in your VCR
Guys: Those pervs hold out their... checks, just for a peep at you.

 

Girls: If you deal with Penthouse too. Even if you make granny porn.
Guys: You can be famous for pictures called anals, so what if youre not BI!

 

Girls: If no one gives a damn, what website I pose for!
Guys: Everyone stares, perverts do care, what website you pose for

 

Girls: Going to L.A. --
Guys: Come with me and you can get as far as your talent lets you.

 

Girls: Just gonna spread my legs--
Guys: You can be in pornos just as fast as those directors cast you.

 

Laughin it up with the rich like Hugh Hefner will be your new routine!

 

Guys: Your gonna be one of those models.

Girls: Im gonna be one of those models.

 

Wont it be great to be one of those models.
in Playboy,
Penthouse,
Hardcore,
Porno magazines!!