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La Emigra Don't Matter
(By Chris Pickett)
A parody of The Star Spangled Banner
















La Emigra Don't Matter"
(A parody of The Star Spangled Banner)
By Chris Pickett
Jo-o--se, can you see
by the border spotlight
all the boards that they nailed
'cross the fence's narrow op'ning?
We have knifes, they have bars
We'll evade them, all-right!
The Emigra can watch,
While we all swim to safety.
And the grease in our hair
Barking rings through the air
Dogs chase through the night
but our trucks were right there
Jose, does that scarf really matter? Jo-oo-se--eeee?!?!?