Ann Ouncer: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way to the ring, Taylor Dawkins.
"What we have hear is ... failure ... to communicate" The lights slowly dim, and a wall of fire erupts from the stage, kicking off Guns N Roses "Civil War." The wall of fire dies down, as Taylor Dawkins slowly walks down towards the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope, before getting to his feet.
Jim Ross: Taylor Dawkins is asking for a mic.
Ann Ouncer hands Taylor Dawkins a mic.
Taylor Dawkins: Unfortunately, I suffered a minor injury, and will not be able to compete tonight. As much as I was looking forward to kicking Tommy Levi's a$$ all over the arena, it looks like I will not be doing it tonight. Fear not, for Tommy Levi will get destroyed tonight, as I was able to find a suitable replacement. Let me introduce to you, the Masked Zantibulater.
The lights slowly dim, and a wall of fire erupts from the stage, kicking off Guns N Roses "Civil War." The wall of fire dies down, as Taylor Dawkins leads the Masked Zantibulater down towards the ring. The Masked Zantibulater rolls into the ring, as Taylor Dawkins heads to ringside with Jim Ross and Jack Shidte.
Ann Ouncer: And his opponent, Tommy Levi.
"Here Comes the Snake" by the cherry poppin Daddies starts to play, as Tommy Levi enters through the curtain. He enters the ring, and unwraps the tape from the fist of his right hand revealing a blade. He slowly drags the blade across his forehead, so that he begins bleeding. As he bleeds, he lets it run into his mouth so that he can taste it.
Al Koholic calls for the bell. Tommy Levi tackles Masked Zantibulater to the mat. Tommy Levi lifts Masked Zantibulater up and starts punching him. Masked Zantibulater takes Tommy Levi down with a knee. Masked Zantibulater grabs Tommy Levi and bodyslams him. Masked Zantibulater goes for an elbow drop, but Tommy Levi rolls out of the way. Tommy Levi then uses a closed fist on Masked Zantibulater.
Jack Shidte: Mr. Dawkins Sir, it is good to see you once again.
Jim Ross: Taylor Dawkins, what kind of minor injury do you have that is keeping you out of the match?
Taylor Dawkins: Are you blind or something? Can't you see that I am in pain?
Jack Shidte: I noticed it right away sir.
Taylor Dawkins: I have a cast on my wrist, now how can i compete with a cast?
Jack Shidte: Yeah JR, how can he compete with a cast?
Jim Ross: Why do I even bother?
Tommy Levi then gives Masked Zantibulater a leg drop. Tommy Levi then starts to punch Masked Zantibulater in the side of the head, until Al Koholic pulls him off. Tommy Levi then picks up Masked Zantibulater, and gives him a double arm DDT. Tommy Levi then grabs Masked Zantibulater by the head, and bangs it against the mat. Masked Zantibulater tries to roll out of the ring, but Tommy Levi grabs his foot, and pulls him back in. Tommy Levi then begins to stomp on Masked Zantibulater.
Jim Ross: That should be you Taylor in the ring, with Levi stomping a mud hole in you.
Taylor Dawkins: Tommy Levi only wishes he can beat someone of my caliber.
Jim Ross: What has Tommy Levi done to you, where you keep his mothers ashes in a coffee can? That is just plain sick.
Taylor Dawkins: Sick? You wanna see sick? I will show you sick.
Taylor Dawkins stands up and takes off his head set, as Tommy Levi gives the Masked Zantibulater a crippler crossface. Al Koholic checks on the Masked Zantibulater, as Taylor Dawkins rolls in the ring and kicks Tommy Levi. Taylor Dawkins then begins punching Tommy Levi in the side of his head. Taylor Dawkins picks up Tommy Levi and whips him into the turnbuckle, but Tommy Levi reverses it. Tommy Levi then climbs the turnbuckle, and begins to punch Taylor Dawkins. Masked Zantibulater gets to his feet, and gets behind Tommy Levi to hit him with a low blow. Tommy Levi falls to the mat, as Masked Zantibulater and Taylor Dawkins continue to stomp on him.
Jim Ross: These guys are real tough, it takes two of them to beat on Tommy Levi.
Tommy Levi begins to fight back, until Taylor Dawkins pulls out a pair of handcuffs and punches Tommy Levi in the side of the head with it. Masked Zantibulater holds Tommy Levi down, while Taylor Dawkins handcuffs Tommy Levi's arms behind his back. Taylor Dawkins then gives Tommy Levi a fisherman buster.
Jack Shidte: Tommy Levi is split open.
Jim Ross: Come on, Tommy Levi is cuffed for crying out loud.
Masked Zantibulater then picks up Tommy Levi, and tosses him over the top rope. Masked Zantibulater and Taylor Dawkins then drag Tommy Levi backstage by his feet. Al Koholic tries to stop Taylor Dawkins, but Taylor Dawkins just laughs at Al Koholic before punching him. Masked Zantibulater and Taylor Dawkins then bring Tommy Levi backstage, and tie a rope around his feet. Masked Zantibulater then tosses the other end of the rope over a beam, and pulls on it. Tommy Levi is now suspended upside down, with his hands cuffed behind his back. Taylor Dawkins then whispers something into Tommy Levi's ear, before punching him in the side of the head. Taylor Dawkins then walks over towards a table, and pulls out a coffee can, that has the ashes of Tommy Levi's mother. Taylor Dawkins then hits Tommy Levi with the coffee can. Masked Zantibulater pulls on the rope a little more, pulling Tommy Levi higher in the air. Taylor Dawkins then pulls a table under Tommy Levi, as Masked Zantibulater lets go of the rope forcing Tommy Levi to fall through the table.
Jim Ross: Oh My God, Tommy Levi was just broken in half!
Taylor Dawkins and Masked Zantibulater then walk off, as Tommy Levi is unconscious on the broken table.
